London, UK – Waxaan rabnaa in aan raaligelin ka bixinno ka tagista xun ee axaddii la soo dhaafay sifada 10 tillaabo ee xagaaga ka xorta ah stress-ka. Waxaan ilownay inaan ku darno "Ha aadin USA".
Nasiib wanaag, Michael Chertoff, madaxa baldie ee Waaxda Amniga Gudaha, ayaa hadda na xasuusiyay inaan nala rabin. Ama, halkii, in nala rabo (maxaa yeelay dalxiisayaashu waxay la yimaadaan lacag badan oo wanaagsan), laakiin kaliya haddii aan ka dhex boodno hoops badan habka.
Chertoff ayaa ogaysiisay in Yurub ay tahay goob argagixisanimo. Waxa uu sheegay in ay muhiim tahay in la kordhiyo hubinta dadka socotada ah. Haa, waa sax, kor u qaad. Dhab ahaantii, waxa ay noqon lahayd run ahaantii, run ahaantii weyn, ma uu odhan, laakiin waxa laga yaabaa in uu ku fekerayo, haddii dhammaan martida mustaqbalka noqon kartaa mid aad u wanaagsan sida in ay sii joogaan guriga oo kaliya soo diri our lacagta fasaxa in ka badan baqshadda.
"Safarka Mareykanka wuxuu bixiyaa khibrado aan meelna ka jirin dhulka." Taasi waa waxa ay ku leedahay discoveramerica.com, bogga rasmiga ah ee safarka iyo dalxiiska ee Maraykanka, waana sax. Ma jiro meel kale oo booqde ahi uu filan karo soo dhawaynta barafaysan ee ruuxa-jilicsan.
Su'aalo horudhac ah oo elektaroonig ah, safafka caanka ah ee socdaalka, su'aalo dhuuban oo ka imanaya ilaalada xuduudaha ee gardarrada leh, iyo fursada ka baxsan ee rummage malawadka-gacmo-gashi leh ayaa dhamaantood qayb ka ah madadaalada. Markaa, haddii Chertoff iyo la-hawlgalayaasheeda ay rabaan inay sii adkeeyaan Fortress America, waa waqtigii aan tixgelin lahayn xulashooyinka fasaxyada kale ee soo dhaweynta leh. Sida Iran ama North Korea.
Waa kuwan dhawr door oo qorraxdu u baahan tahay in la tixgeliyo ka hor intaadan ballansan duulistaada, iska siib kabahaaga oo isku day inaad ku qanciso saaxiibadayada dhinaca sheegashada inaadan ujeeddo lahayn burburinta Ameerika, waxaad hadda u timid hamburgers-ka.
YORK CUSUB? Isku day Hong Kong
New York waa mid aan la bedeli karin, laakiin sidoo kale Hong Kong, markaa taas ku beddel. Marka la soo dhawaado, doonta Xiddigta ee ka timaada Kowloon ayaa ku tumatay doonta Staten Island ilaa Manhattan. Aragtida kaadida ee Felix, ee hudheelka Peninsula's bar-guriga, waa sida daanka u dhacaya sida midka ka soo baxa Dusha sare ee Dhagaxa (feller).
Iyo, tan ugu muhiimsan, iPod-yada waa isku qiimo. Haa, waa inaad ku fadhidaa diyaaradda shan saacadood oo kale, laakiin ma jiraan wax saf ah ama caag-gacmo-gashiyo ah oo dhinaca kale ah. Hong Kong waxay jeceshahay dalxiisayaasha.
Peninsula (00 800 2828 3888, www.peninsula.com) waxay leedahay aragtiyaha caadiga ah iyo Rolls-Royces, oo leh qolal labanlaab ah oo ka bilaabmaya £233. Ama isku day Philippe Starck-nakhshad Jia Boutique Hotel (00 852 3196 9000, www.jiahongkong. com), ee Causeway Bay. Trendy, laakiin ma aha sidaas xanaaq badan, waxay ka labanlaabantay £130. Ku duul Hong Kong adiga oo wata British Airways (0870 850 9850, www.ba.com) ama Virgin Atlantic (0870 380 2007, www.virgin-atlantic.com); laga bilaabo ilaa £450.
DISNEYWORLD? Kaliya bariga Paris
Sidee buu Johnny yar oo sabool ah u maareyn doonaa isaga oo aan hal mar-in-n-n-noloshiisa ku qaadan xad dhaafka saccharine-qoyay, maaweelada Floridian-ku-saleysan? Iyada oo lagu jiidi karo Disneyland Paris beddelkeeda - haa, sida Aabbaha Kirismaska, Mickey Mouse wuxuu joogi karaa laba meelood hal mar.
Iyo, adiga oo ku boodboodaya Eurostar halkii aad ka ahaan lahayd 747, waxaad yaraynaysaa raadkaaga kaarboonka iyo sidoo kale fursadahaaga dhibka weyn ee socdaalka ku salaysan. Thomas Cook (www.thomascook.com) waxa uu sameeyaa baakado fudfudud ah oo ka socda St Pancras oo dhalaalaya; laga bilaabo £326pp saddex habeen ee Disney's three-star Explorers Hotel, oo ku salaysan laba qof oo waaweyn iyo laba carruur ah (da'doodu tahay 2-11).
Ama gabi ahaanba ka boodi Disney oo isku day inaad qaadato qaaradeed khibrada-barkinka mawduuca. PortAventura (www.portaventura.co.uk), saacad ka timid Barcelona, waxay bixisaa tacabur ganacsi oo qoyska ka yar marka loo eego jardiinooyinka waaweyn ee Mareykanka - cuntaduna aad ayay u casrisan tahay.
COWBOYS? Waxay si fiican ugu qabtaan Spain
Dalxiiska Ameerikaanku wuxuu leeyahay xirfad uu ku soo rogo mawduuca-suul-ku-laabashada-parkery ee dhibicda Stetson, markaa helitaanka waayo-aragnimada dhaqashada dhabta ah (oo ka madax bannaan jilayaasha wannabe ee dib u soo celinta muuqaallada pukey ee City Slicker) ma fududa. Maxaa diidaya in aad aado meel ay rag weli rag yihiin iyo cowboys ay wali daaqayaan lo'da (oo ka duwan in la wado tareen carruurtu ku ciyaaraan agagaarka OK Corral)?
Waxaad haysataa laba ikhtiyaar (yeehah!): Argentine pampas ama Extremadura, Spain ee duurjoogta galbeed. Xulashada ugu horreysa ayaa iska cad in meeraha nus ka sii jiro, laakiin waxay la socotaa hilib hilib doofaar ah oo aad u wanaagsan: kala hadal Frontiers Last (01296 653000, www.last-frontiers.com) oo ku saabsan tacabur gaucho-dawaarle ah. Safar siddeed habeen ah, oo afar habeen ay yihiin cowboy iyo saddex Buenos Aires, wuxuu ka bilaabmaa £1,995pp, oo ay ku jiraan duullimaadyada ka imanaya Heathrow.
Marka la eego, ikhtiyaarka labaad ayaa ku yaal beertaada dambe, laakiin waa maxay beer duurjoogta ah oo si fiican u koray - ku biir vaqueros, Isbaanishka jawaabta aad u jilicsan ee lo'da, iyada oo loo marayo Ride World Wide (01837 82544, www.rideworldwide.com).
VEGAS, ILMAHA? Macau, gacaliye
Ilaa dhowaan, casino kasta oo ka mid ah gumeysigii hore ee Bortuqiisku waxaa lahaa hal nin - ganacsadaha Hong Kong Stanley Ho - adeegyadoodana waxaa lagu dhejiyay khamaarka Shiinaha. Dabadeed Shiineesku waxay beddeleen sharciyadii, iyagoo u oggolaanaya bilyaneerada Las Vegas Steve Wynn iyo Sheldon Adelson inay dukaan sameystaan.
Laba sano ka dib, Macau ayaa madoobaaday mushaharka lumay qoyska saaxiibtinimo by bixinta casinos glitzier kaas oo ay ku lumin lacagtaada, croupiers qurux badan si ay u qaataan adiga iyo huteelada fancier taas oo aad naftaada hurdo ku ooyso. Ka tag Las Vegas ilaa Bette Midler oo u bax dhanka bari.
Macau waa doon 55-daqiiqo ah oo ka timid Hong Kong (£18 soo laabasho, oo leh Turbojet, www.turbojet.com.hk; duulimaadyada, fiiri kor), taas oo aad horay u dooratay halkii New York. Meelna ha joogin laakiin Wynn (00 853 2888 9966, www.wynnmacau.com; labanlaabantay £150).
WAYNE KOOWAAD? Samee nooca wigglier
Dabaysha timahaaga, qalooca ka dib qalooca bitumen qurux badan oo kaa horreeya, hirar mowjadaha u rogaya midigtaada: ma jirtaa waddo xor ah oo la mid ah Waddada Weyn ee California? Haa – waxaa loo yaqaan Waddada Weyn ee Badweynta, oo waxay galbeed ka xigtaa Melbourne. Way ka yar tahay taraafikada, mana haysatid gabi ahaanba fursad aad ku dhex gasho Arnold Schwarzenegger oo ilko leh oo ku yaal barxadda kafateeriyada.
Laakiin waad saxan tahay, Australia aad ayay uga fog tahay inay iska kaashato hawlgalada Mr Chertoff. Ka warran Amalfi, Waddada Wayn ee Kowaad ee hoos loo dhigay, kor loo qaaday oo la adeegsaday kornetto? Aad bay ugu adag tahay Cinquecento xagaaga, markaa tag horraanta May ama dabayaaqada Sebtembar. Citalia (0871 664 0253, www.citalia.com) waxay kugu hagaajin kartaa baabuur iyo lix habeen hoy shan xidigle ah £899pp, joogitaanka Positano iyo Amalfi, oo ka duulaya Gatwick oo leh British Airways. Ama adiga laftaada samee: diyaaradaha u duulaya Naples waxaa ka mid ah Thomsonfly (www.thomsonfly.com) iyo EasyJet (www.easyjet.com). Travelsupermarket.com waxay haysaa kirada baabuur loo dhan yahay ee usbuuca laga bilaabo £122.
ASPEN? St. Moritz waa sawir qaade
Dalxiiska Swiss-ku wuxuu hindisay fikradda ciidaha barafka ee loogu talagalay dadka qaangaarka ah qarnigii 19-aad. Aspen waa johnny soo dhawaaday marka la barbardhigo - ma jirto wax la mid ah waxqabadyada manhajka ka baxsan ee lagu soo bandhigayo xafiiltanka Yurub, sida Cresta Run iyo ciyaaraha polo ee barafka.
Descent International (020 7384 3854, www.descent.co.uk) waxay halkaas ku leedahay chalet si ay ula tartamaan guryaha caanka ah ee Aspen - palatial Chesa Albertini, oo la dhisay 1655 oo ay leeyihiin qoys isku mid ah tan iyo markaas. Hal toddobaad, oo imanaya March 9, ayaa ku kacaya £30,700 xaflad ka kooban ilaa 12 (oo lagu daray afar carruur ah), oo ay ku jiraan cunto iyo sidoo kale champagne-ka bilaashka ah.
Haddii aad ka daba socoto bustaha maran ee Waqooyiga Ameerika, halkii aad ka heli lahayd qaab nololeedkeeda caanka ah, isku day Kanada. U duul Calgary oo safar waddo ku mari duuryada Rockies iyo British Columbia. Waxaa jira meelo loo tamashle tago oo kala firirsan halkaas - Kicking Horse, Lake Louise, Fernie, Panorama - kuwaaso America ka dhigaya sida Oxford Street galab Sabti ah. Xirmooyinka waxaa laga heli karaa Frontier Travel (020 8776 8709, www.frontier-travel.co.uk).
